[Carefully picking up the veggies off the ground and washing them .... putting it back in the bowl in case angry bunny gets hungy later. It stares at him through the blanket folds, and Shinji sighs.]
Take it easy, I ain't gonna hurt you.
[Akechi's never heard him speak that softly or gently before, either. He doesn't even seem that annoyed by the Veggie Crimes]
[Why is this rabbit so fussy .... Shinjiro stares at the upturned water bowl for a very long moment before he goes and gets a towel from the closet to mop up the spill. He's not giving up, though...! He heads back into the kitchen, grabs a knife and a rubber glove and tape and cuts off one of the fingers to use it like a makeshift baby bottle, before taping the whole thing upside down to a chair leg.
There, accessible water that can't be easily knocked over. Now he just needs to figure out something similar for the food...]
You're really in a mood there, huh?
[What's gotcha so tilted, bunkechi...are you mad your owners let you out...]
[He is in a mood. Thanks for noticing. You know what else?
This is ridiculous - he isn't going to suck on a 'bottle' like a toddler and-
Oh, his little bunny body is so thirsty, actually. He's drinking before he knows it. Something something survival instincts that he now has. His little ears move back and forth with every little slurp.
Humiliating. The second he's done-
He attacks the chair!!!!!! As if that piece of furniture has specifically offended him, gnawing on the leg and all.]
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[Carefully picking up the veggies off the ground and washing them .... putting it back in the bowl in case angry bunny gets hungy later. It stares at him through the blanket folds, and Shinji sighs.]
Take it easy, I ain't gonna hurt you.
[Akechi's never heard him speak that softly or gently before, either. He doesn't even seem that annoyed by the Veggie Crimes]
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This guy is an entirely different person. Akechi will never understand why people react to animals this way. It's pathetic. Worth noting.
And within seconds-
He's back in the living room, yanking the water bowl with his teeth until it flips over. FIGHT HIM.]
me looking at this timestamp like i could've sworn i tagged this yesterday rip
There, accessible water that can't be easily knocked over. Now he just needs to figure out something similar for the food...]
You're really in a mood there, huh?
[What's gotcha so tilted, bunkechi...are you mad your owners let you out...]
RIP JFDPISJFPD ohh it happens
This is ridiculous - he isn't going to suck on a 'bottle' like a toddler and-
Oh, his little bunny body is so thirsty, actually. He's drinking before he knows it. Something something survival instincts that he now has. His little ears move back and forth with every little slurp.
Humiliating. The second he's done-
He attacks the chair!!!!!! As if that piece of furniture has specifically offended him, gnawing on the leg and all.]